chharlieday:

first rule of friendship:

  • do not insult their hogwarts house

(Source: chharliedayarchive, via adventuresonpaper)

bookish-malarkey:

and now presenting the five stages of becoming attracted to a person

stage 1: denial

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stage 2: anger

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stage 3: bargaining

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stage 4: depression

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stage 5: acceptance

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repeat ad infinitum

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illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

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fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:

adventuresonpaper:

booktown:

adventuresonpaper:

booktown:

HOW DO PEOPLE READ WITH THE SLEEVE ON THE HARD COVER BOOK?! i JUST CAN’T

IDK I JUST FEEL WEIRD WHEN ITS NOT ON

I JUST FEEL SO MUCH MORE RELAXED WHEN THE BOOK’S NOT WEARING CLOTHES TO IMPRESS ME. JUST THE HARD BOOK IN MY HANDS

THIS JUST GOT SEXUAL REALLY QUICKLY 

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hughskinner:

AU where les amis is a group of criminals who steal jewelry and one night they plan to make off with a nice rolex

“courfeyrac you take the watch”

(via showtuna)

thesassycat:

sitting next to your crush like

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(via pizza)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via fossilsofouryouth)